Courtney and friends

Courtney and her best buddie, Kelsy were busy texting some boy they know. Kelsey's boyfriend I think. In her usual obnoxiuos manner she yells "why are we allways fighting?"
Courtney mater of factly, "I dunno, it's like you're the bad cop and I'm the good cop."
It just fit and it was pretty funny. So now I call Kelsey, Detective Horrowitz.