Y me?

CRASH! I knocked a glass off the kitchen counter just now. Why is always me that breaks the dishes? I'm not a klutz am I? Mrs Ynot always has a coranary and then yells "what did you break now?"The instant it happens. Once I fired back "Dishes break ,get over it!" This one I suspect was the last of a set. I must have broke them all. It's a good thing we don't own a set of fine china. Stoneware is the stuff. Almost never breaks. Except when I cart the coffee mugs off to work with me and one falls out of the truck. They are no match for pavement. At least she never sees those. She does wonder why the coffee mugs slowly dissapear. I'm thinking plastic dishes might be the ticket here.